{"product_id":"t-shirt-cactus-offside","title":"Cactus Offside T-Shirt — Funny Football Fan Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome debates never end — and somewhere out in the desert, a lone cactus has just been flagged offside. It's the kind of daft-but-brilliant football joke that gets a grin from everyone who knows the pain of a tight linesman's call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a soft, classic-fit cotton tee, this is the shirt for the fan who takes their football seriously and themselves a little less so. Wear it to the pub, the five-a-side, or the next big match.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft \u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e (Sport Grey is 90\/10 cotton\/poly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMid-weight 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²), pre-shrunk so it keeps its fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit with taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizes XS–XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade to order and shipped worldwide — printed fresh when you order and delivered to your door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVoor de Nederlandstalige supporters:\u003c\/strong\u003e een grappig voetbal t-shirt met een cactus in buitenspel — zacht katoen en hét cadeau voor de voetbalfan met humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the design on this t-shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA playful cartoon of a cactus caught offside — a light-hearted football joke printed on a soft cotton tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of and how does it fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's soft 100% cotton, pre-shrunk with a classic fit and taped neck and shoulders, available in unisex sizes XS to XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it make a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAbsolutely — it's an easy win for any football fan who enjoys a laugh, whether for matchday, a birthday or just because.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cscript type=\"application\/ld+json\"\u003e\n[\n  {\n    \"@context\": \"https:\/\/schema.org\/\",\n    \"@type\": \"Product\",\n    \"name\": \"Cactus Offside T-Shirt\",\n    \"description\": \"A cheeky cactus caught offside — soft 100% cotton tee for football fans with a sense of humour. Grappig voetbal t-shirt, shipped worldwide.\",\n    \"brand\": {\n      \"@type\": \"Brand\",\n      \"name\": \"Offside Shirts\"\n    },\n    \"url\": \"https:\/\/offsideshirts.store\/products\/t-shirt-cactus-offside\",\n    \"offers\": {\n      \"@type\": \"Offer\",\n      \"priceCurrency\": \"EUR\",\n      \"price\": \"17.50\",\n      \"availability\": \"https:\/\/schema.org\/InStock\",\n      \"url\": \"https:\/\/offsideshirts.store\/products\/t-shirt-cactus-offside\"\n    }\n  },\n  {\n    \"@context\": \"https:\/\/schema.org\/\",\n    \"@type\": \"FAQPage\",\n    \"mainEntity\": [\n      {\n        \"@type\": \"Question\",\n        \"name\": \"What's the design on this t-shirt?\",\n        \"acceptedAnswer\": {\n          \"@type\": \"Answer\",\n          \"text\": \"A playful cartoon of a cactus caught offside — a light-hearted football joke printed on a soft cotton tee.\"\n        }\n      },\n      {\n        \"@type\": \"Question\",\n        \"name\": \"What is it made of and how does it fit?\",\n        \"acceptedAnswer\": {\n          \"@type\": \"Answer\",\n          \"text\": \"It's soft 100% cotton, pre-shrunk with a classic fit and taped neck and shoulders, available in unisex sizes XS to XL.\"\n        }\n      },\n      {\n        \"@type\": \"Question\",\n        \"name\": \"Does it make a good gift?\",\n        \"acceptedAnswer\": {\n          \"@type\": \"Answer\",\n          \"text\": \"Absolutely — it's an easy win for any football fan who enjoys a laugh, whether for matchday, a birthday or just because.\"\n        }\n      }\n    ]\n  }\n]\n\u003c\/script\u003e","brand":"Offside Shirts","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":57358080147800,"sku":"4495240_18725","price":17.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":57358080180568,"sku":"4495240_18726","price":17.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":57358080213336,"sku":"4495240_18727","price":17.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":57358080246104,"sku":"4495240_18728","price":17.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":57358080278872,"sku":"4495240_18729","price":17.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/4263\/1768\/files\/youth-classic-tee-white-back-6a120089b9efd.jpg?v=1779564692","url":"https:\/\/offsideshirts.store\/products\/t-shirt-cactus-offside","provider":"offsideshirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}